We are back from Jamaica! For those of you who didn't get to go, we are sorry you missed the trip! But don't worry, we are already working on next year! We are planning to head to Hedonism II again June 8th, 2008 through June 15th, 2008 with a swingers lifestyle take over! If you are interested and want the details, contact us with the subject "Hedonism II take over" and we will keep you up to date. For those of you wondering about our recent trip, here is our trip report and a few pictures we took of the resort while there.

June 8th 2007

We arrived in Montego Bay, Jamaica at 12:00 p.m local time. Our flights were on schedule and the airports were pretty much hassle free. After clearing customs and immigration, we proceeded over to check in with superclubs and confirm our arrival. We were 1 of 3 couples that proceeded over to TimAir to take a cessna to negril. The flight was inexpensive, approximately 70 USD per person to take the 15 minute flight. If you do not take this flight, you have to take the taxi, Which is a 1 hour 45 minute ride to negril, but free. After landing in Negril, a taxi was waiting to take us to Hedonism II, which was about 2 blocks from the airstrip. We were checked in and settled in our room by 1:00 p.m local time. The weather was warm and sunny!

Each night is a theme night at Hedonism II, you are not required to participate, but it is always fun. Since it was friday, the theme for the evening was the "Grand Gala" Basically it's a party during the main stage activities, During dinner. You get introduced to the entertainment staff and enjoy some great performances.

Saturday June 9th: International Showcase was the theme. It was a flavor of a variety of music and food for the dinner activities.

Sunday June 10th: Oldies but Goodies 60's 70's 80's was the theme. I think the title speaks for itself.

Monday June 11th: Jamaican/ Reggae Night was the theme. You will enjoy some great Jamaican music as well as a fantastic dinner buffet.

Tuesday June 12th: Battle of the Sexes & Pajama Party was the theme. Ok this was my favorite. Everyone in their sexiest Pajamas!

Wednesday June 13th: Mardi Gras Night was the theme, again this one speaks for itself.

Thursday June 14th: Guest/Staff Talent Show & Toga Party was the theme. Ok, maybe this one was my favorite, ( I think maybe they all were ). Make sure to check out the lunch time spin if you don't know how to tie a toga from your bed sheet!.

Friday June 15th: Circus Showcase & Beach Party was the theme. Here they entertain you with some circus acts out on the beach! and a bonfire to boot! It was a great time.

Ok so those were the theme nights, so what is there to do during the day? We spent some time walking around the resort and taking in the scenery, and listening to the tree frogs (awesome) As you travel around the resort, you will find some hidden items, such as hot tubs or hammocks and a few other things. (You will have to go look for yourself, that's half the fun) Then we headed down to the nude pool! After taking off our clothes it was time to hit the bar. The staff was friendly, funny and entertaining! On the nude side you will find Delroy Roach and Scumba at the helm. The bar features a swim up side and a walk up side and the best part, drinks are free as this resort is all inclusive!

So those of you that have never been and checking out the Hedonism II website. Let me be the first to tell you that not everyone there is a supermodel or has a perfect body. In fact, it's average people like you and I. The people are of every age, shape, and size and the best thing about it, the friendliest, nonjudgmental people around! You can approach anyone there and be greeted with a smile and friendly conversation. I don't think you will find a more respectful group anywhere in the world.

Ok I'm sure you are wondering "what about the sex? Is it true?". Well the saying goes, "What happens in Jamaica, stays in Jamaica". So the details of what we saw and did will stay there and in our minds. But I can tell you that at anytime of the day you will find as they call them "public displays of affection" (You know what I mean, HOT). There is no pressure to participate and watching is fun as well. At times you will be approached but asked for permission before anything happens. It's about respect MON.

For those of you who are not into the nude thing, there is a "prude" side to this resort. You can lay out on the beach, meet different people and yes they have their own pool as well.

What else is there to do besides the beach? Well, the entertainment staff provides various beach games, volleyball, naked twister, treasure hunts, triva, waterslides and many other contests. They make sure everyone is included and you never walk away empty handed. The prizes differ with each event, from bottles of Jamaican rum, to hedocash which you can use to purchase items from the gift shop. You are not required to participate in the games, but it is a great way to get to know people and make new friends, as well as have fun! Also lets not forget the free things the resort offers, snorkeling, sailing and various water sport activities!

Optionally, you can take tours off the resort. For instance the catamaran to ricks cafe! There you get to do some cliff diving or watch some of the locals take some pretty scary leaps! Also you can head over to Ocho Rios and pet/swim with the dolphins, then head over to Duns River falls and walk through them. (Been there, very well worth the trip). You can also go do the canopy tour through the rain forest. (We didn't do this, but heard it was exceptional). They also have horseback riding as well. This is only a fraction of the things to do at Hedonism II.

So onto my opinion. I will rate the resort on a scale of 1-10.

The Staff:

We were always greeted with a smile. Any questions we had were answered immediatly and if we needed anything, we had it instantly. I give them a 10.

The Food:

You have a variety of food to meet your needs, if not the buffet, then there are other places to eat such as pastafaris. The overall rating would be an 8 (though I didnt go to Hedonism for the food)

The Room: We didn't spend much time in our room. It was cleaned daily, the airconditioning worked great, and the room was spacious and the view was awesome! I give it a 10.

The nude side beach: We spent ALOT of time here. The staff was great. The pool was cleaned daily, the chairs were clean and organized and the people and publics displays were awesome! Can I give them an 11?

The prude side beach: The beach was clean, pool clean, chairs orgainized and the staff friendly. I give them a 10.

What can I say? This was our second time to Hedonism II and I can honestly say that we were very happy. There was not a single thing that disspappointed us. It was heaven on earth and we can't wait to go back again. Overall rating 9.95.

As I said in the beginning, we are planning to go back again June 8th, 2008. We will also have our own unique events (outside those provided by Hedonsim II) The trip will be 4-7 days, singles and couples welcome,(So tell your friends!) and we have worked out a group rate with the management of Hedonism II. If you would like to go with us, contact us and we will email you updates as they come in. Also, if you don't already have one, you will need a passport to get to Jamaica so get started on that if you need one! Check out a few pictures below to get a taste of what you will see at the resort.

Some of our pictures: